Camping

[daringyoungman]

Dick and Cat wanted to go camping. Dick asked Bonnie. Dick asked around, then somehow the word got out and it was a CAMPING TRIP.

Which he's okay with, really. He doesn't get much chance to hang around with other kids.

They pick a spot a good distance from the bar, near enough to the lake that washing and swimming can happen, not so close to the forest that demon bunnies are a severe threat, and set about pitching a camp for the weekend, or whenever they all get bored...

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Re: Campfire's burning - insert your own verse

[sunbaked_baker]

Rae has to listen to a few verses to get a feel for the unfamiliar tune and structure and come up with something to add. Eventually, she gets up her courage and leads a verse of her own.

"Oh you'll never get to heaven
on a great big pie
Though maybe you could
It's pie in the sky.

Oh you'll never get to heaven on a great big pie, though maybe you could, it's pie in the sky.

I ain't gonna grieve, my Lord no more, I ain't gonna grieve my Lord, I ain't gonna grieve my Lord, I ain't gonna grieve, my Lord no more."

Re: Campfire's burning - insert your own verse

[daringyoungman]

Thank Dick's homework for this one.

Oh you'll never get to heaven
On roller skates
'Cause you'll roll right past
Those pearly gates


Oh you'll never get to heaven on roller skates, 'cause you'll roll right past those pearly gates

I ain't gonna grieve, my Lord no more.
I ain't gonna drink I ain't gonna swear, I ain't gonna pull my sister's hair.
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.

Re: Campfire's burning - insert your own verse

[is_the_motion]

"Oh you never get to heaven
In a biscuit tin
Cos the Lord don't let
No crummy ones in

Oh you never get to heaven in a biscuit tin cos the Lord don't let no crummy ones in.

I ain't gonna grieve, my Lord no more
I ain't gonna fight or swear
Or pull my sister's hair
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more."

Re: Campfire's burning - insert your own verse

[fry_sandhu]

"Oh you'll never get to heaven
In a portaloo
Cos a portaloo
Is full of poo

Oh you never get to heaven in a portaloo cos a portaloo is full of poo

I ain't gonna grieve, my Lord no more,
I ain't gonna pick my nose
And wipe it on my clothes
I ain't gonna grieve, my Lord no more."

Re: Campfire's burning - insert your own verse

[herr_bookman]

Autor is highly amused with the use of "ain't" in this song, and so structures a verse around it.

"Oh, you'll never get to Heaven
with powder and paint,
'Cause it makes you look
like what you ain't.

Oh, you'll never get to Heaven with powder and paint, 'cause it makes you look like what you ain't.

I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more,
I ain't gonna grieve,
I ain't gonna worry,
I ain't gonna leave my Lord in a hurry,
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more."

Re: Campfire's burning - insert your own verse

[daringyoungman]

"Oh if you get to Heaven
Before I do,
Then dig a hole,
And pull me through.

Oh if you get to Heaven before I do, then dig a hole and pull me through,

I ain't gonna grieve my Lord, no more,
I ain't gonna fight, I ain't gonna swear,
I ain't gonna - oh, I wouldn't dare!
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more (any more)

Oh if I get to Heaven
Before you do
I'll dig a hole
And spit on you.

Oh if I get to Heaven before you do I'll dig a hole and spit on you.

I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord
I ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more."